Uma’s stalker imprisioned, well…

Well we are all happy that Uma’s stalkers gone but i think hes back. Behind her, look

Maybe a bit tasteless but oh well….

Those Immigrants Immigrating!

Those damn immigrants immigrating home, leaving us with our jobs!!!!

According to IPPR (Including Polish Poles Red-coats, no its not that have no idea what it means). There will be less possible immigrants because people hated each other and didn’t have sex, possibly because the men looked like women and woman looked like men so the normal women and men got confused and were rendered useless. Well they basically said that (they actually said because of the declining birth rate in the 80s).

So in the early 90’s there was a baby boom, so give it 4 years and we can start to moan about our jobs being taken. Thats all good isn’t it?

The Poles are leaving a the best time possible, we could have a credit crash any moment and they add a bit of unemployment to the mix.

I blame tesco bringing in the polish food aisles, makes them miss the old country leading to a loss in fruits, therefore effecting Tescos ability to sell fruit, and everyone then goes blind, gets scurvy, rickets and all that.

Thanks to the polish aye?

p.s this is not meant to be offensive, for comedic purposes only