For Fucks Sake

I feel the need to get this out but not in public, so i’m posting it in a blog. Yay?

So, I’ve done my usual falling for a girl thing. Another girl at work. At work we’re all flirty. Get home, add her on myspace, shes in a fucking long term relationship. Now I dont know what to think here.

just needed to vent

Could be better

So I’ve Come to terms with something.

I wont get into Uni

Which is sad, damn the AS Levels 3 Us

yay?

So, Its Been A While

I know only a handful of people will see this so were good. Whats happened this summer you ask?

I finished school, exams sucked, Spent the 1st half of the summer hols looking for a job. Decided fuck it, I’m not getting anywhere with this job searching. Booked a flights to go to Canada to see family. Next day, phone call from a supermarket, Hi, can I speak to Christopher Ash blah blah. Interview next week. Went to the interview, 2 weeks later can u do an induction day next week. I couldn’t due to filming a family members wedding, so i got my induction day on the 1st of August, 1 day before going to Canada. The day went on forever.

Canada was amazing, i lovee my family there sooo much. Had fun there, leaving was sad etc.

Got back on the 20th, started work on the 21st, So jet lagged it was unbelievable.

Works been cool, its fun

Anyway start tresham 2moro can not wait

cya soon

Chris

Uma’s stalker imprisioned, well…

Well we are all happy that Uma’s stalkers gone but i think hes back. Behind her, look

Maybe a bit tasteless but oh well….

Those Immigrants Immigrating!

Those damn immigrants immigrating home, leaving us with our jobs!!!!

According to IPPR (Including Polish Poles Red-coats, no its not that have no idea what it means). There will be less possible immigrants because people hated each other and didn’t have sex, possibly because the men looked like women and woman looked like men so the normal women and men got confused and were rendered useless. Well they basically said that (they actually said because of the declining birth rate in the 80s).

So in the early 90’s there was a baby boom, so give it 4 years and we can start to moan about our jobs being taken. Thats all good isn’t it?

The Poles are leaving a the best time possible, we could have a credit crash any moment and they add a bit of unemployment to the mix.

I blame tesco bringing in the polish food aisles, makes them miss the old country leading to a loss in fruits, therefore effecting Tescos ability to sell fruit, and everyone then goes blind, gets scurvy, rickets and all that.

Thanks to the polish aye?

p.s this is not meant to be offensive, for comedic purposes only

Exams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So here I am, listening to 2-4-6-8 Motorway, and whatever else I choose to listen to. I have my first as exam on the the 20th, geography, 3 exams, so not looking forward to it. In about a month I’ve finished my as’s and have a 14 week summer holiday. I have an open book paper in for next week for chemistry which I am going to fail completely

So Chris as you have exams i guess your busy revising right?

Nope i am not revising at all, I know I should be because I don’t know anything in the subjects I do. I just have next to zero motivation, which I hate.

It’s all good anyway, I got a phone call from a college saying I’m accepted to do a BTEC National Diploma in Media Production, they just need to see and photocopy my GSCE certificates and I’m In. Which is great, the course looks great and I can’t wait.

Tomorrow I might be getting £500 a month for a year as my friend is giving me a mcdonalds monopoly thing I need if she has it.

List of stuff I want to get:

• Canon XH A1
• Steadicam Merlin
• Final Cut Pro

Totaling up around £3k

Then I save the rest up for Uni, well computers for Uni

God I need a Job